Pizza larceny
Lest the world believe that all of my life is about deep thoughts...duh. Let me share the delightful story of a 20th birthday party with a different twist!
My daughter and I closely resemble Lucy and Ethel in our scheming abilities. On the night of her 20th birthday, all the "girls" ( plus one guy who QUICKLY exited ) gathered at our house to celebrate with beer and pizza and lotsa rowdy behavior. We had a blast! The beer was flowin' and the jokes were flyin' as we watched a video of her at age 4 looking like an orphan princess in her Sesame Street swim suit. Her photog uncle's comment in the background was " Be sure and watch this when you're 20!" Little do guys know that "girls being bad" can make them look like altar boys :)
Pizza guy got lost on the way out to the country....poor thang. He called and we "guided" him to the house on his cellphone. The check was made out, including a tip when we decided to try our luck at free pizza as he walked up the steps. Now Leslie has shown her chest to get free cover into a bar.....but she hadn't had enough beer to do that this night. Instead, she met him at the door and told him that the pizza was "on Tony"...the boss. Poor thing never called his boss to confirm or anything. BAD mistake! When he returned the "boss", a very cocky Greek womanizer, failed to see the humor of the situation. Pizza man calls.....we ignore the phone. He leaves messages...."I know you're in there and you owe me money!" Before very long, he comes busting in the front door where Leslie gives him the indignant act over illegal entry. ( she'll be an actress when she grows up, no doubt )
GEAWWWW... is it just me, or does NOBODY have a sense of humor anymore? Within 15 minutes there are 2 sheriff's dept. guys cruising up the driveway and the girls disappear on cue leaving Mom in her panties and scrub top to answer the door to the law. A very tipsy Mom, by the way. "Ma'am....we have a report of underage drinking here. We'd like to come in." Yeah....I bet you would! "Are you saying that if we came in there we wouldn't find underage drinking?" No..No..No.. "Ma'am have you been drinking?" No No NO. (hiccup)
"We believe there's underage drinking going on here." Mom's been around the law enough to know the rules, so I asked if perhaps a warrant existed to force their little inspection. Stony silence. Red face cops. 2 of 'em, mind ya! And me in my panties with the front door between us. ( giggle )
Well, it went downhill from there. As they stalked down the steps to their cars, the most pissed off of the 2 tells Mom " We'll see YOU again!". They did, however, deliver the check to pizza man so all's well that ends well. I hope that sucker appreciated the 12 buck tip he got for his troubles! Happy birthday babygirl. ^j^
Humph...in their dreams!
My daughter and I closely resemble Lucy and Ethel in our scheming abilities. On the night of her 20th birthday, all the "girls" ( plus one guy who QUICKLY exited ) gathered at our house to celebrate with beer and pizza and lotsa rowdy behavior. We had a blast! The beer was flowin' and the jokes were flyin' as we watched a video of her at age 4 looking like an orphan princess in her Sesame Street swim suit. Her photog uncle's comment in the background was " Be sure and watch this when you're 20!" Little do guys know that "girls being bad" can make them look like altar boys :)
Pizza guy got lost on the way out to the country....poor thang. He called and we "guided" him to the house on his cellphone. The check was made out, including a tip when we decided to try our luck at free pizza as he walked up the steps. Now Leslie has shown her chest to get free cover into a bar.....but she hadn't had enough beer to do that this night. Instead, she met him at the door and told him that the pizza was "on Tony"...the boss. Poor thing never called his boss to confirm or anything. BAD mistake! When he returned the "boss", a very cocky Greek womanizer, failed to see the humor of the situation. Pizza man calls.....we ignore the phone. He leaves messages...."I know you're in there and you owe me money!" Before very long, he comes busting in the front door where Leslie gives him the indignant act over illegal entry. ( she'll be an actress when she grows up, no doubt )
GEAWWWW... is it just me, or does NOBODY have a sense of humor anymore? Within 15 minutes there are 2 sheriff's dept. guys cruising up the driveway and the girls disappear on cue leaving Mom in her panties and scrub top to answer the door to the law. A very tipsy Mom, by the way. "Ma'am....we have a report of underage drinking here. We'd like to come in." Yeah....I bet you would! "Are you saying that if we came in there we wouldn't find underage drinking?" No..No..No.. "Ma'am have you been drinking?" No No NO. (hiccup)
"We believe there's underage drinking going on here." Mom's been around the law enough to know the rules, so I asked if perhaps a warrant existed to force their little inspection. Stony silence. Red face cops. 2 of 'em, mind ya! And me in my panties with the front door between us. ( giggle )
Well, it went downhill from there. As they stalked down the steps to their cars, the most pissed off of the 2 tells Mom " We'll see YOU again!". They did, however, deliver the check to pizza man so all's well that ends well. I hope that sucker appreciated the 12 buck tip he got for his troubles! Happy birthday babygirl. ^j^
Humph...in their dreams!
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