All day long. The book I just finished features a girl named Lily who knew her life was chaos when she wore her days-of-the-week panties on the wrong days. Today I felt like I forgot to put mine on, even.

I'm not sure what that's all about, except maybe just a bad hair day and fatigue. Plus a visit to the dentist. EWWW. And maybe just a teeny weensy bit about mowing the yard in the cold. This is TENNESSEE! geaww.

You may have noticed that this is "Honor Thy Mother" week here at the Poopie's place. So, no cursing or drinkin' or sex talk, y'all hear? Gambling is allowed as long as the stakes are low.

And quit snickering like that...your face will freeze that way.