dirty santa
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Um..well. According to Michael it's a "Secret Santa" thing. Same difference I reckon...everybody gets a surprise one way or another. Bless his heart, he took the time to match us all up for a virtual gift exchange. I love that man. But, I digress.
I drew Kim down there somewhere in the Deep South. The poor thing survived Katrina in spite of FEMA and continues to keep a close eye on her nemesis, the secretary who kisses butt and shows up late, if at all. Kim is a legal assistant which is a a far cry from a butt kissin' secretary. Humph. We can take her out back girl. I'm just sayin'...the midsouth ain't that far away. Knowwhatimean? Graceland is a mere 80 miles from Dyersburg and I heard that Elvis still hangs out there.
She has a delightful family that includes a DH (dear husband?) and a daughter who's headed for the service....MsSoonToBeBlue. Kim is an avid deer hunter and a contributor to The Dew about all things Southern. She blogs from work, but don't tell anybody ;) Shhhh..
Kim's addicted to poker which is a game that requires a lot of skill in the facial expression and math departments. She plays professionally when the monkey crawls up on her back and says "Draw".
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Merry Christmas Kim. You sure know how to hold 'em.