a dog's life
This little pound puppy has it made. She sleeps with Mama and passes her spare time on the front porch swing watching the day go by. If some critter moves too quick, she barks it to death. Dinner consists of whatever is eaten by the humans and passed onto her and big sista' Faith, the choco lab.
I've heard through the grapevine that a lab named Oreo has a huge crisis going on at home. It might be even bigger than the Iraqi civil war. Can you help a poor dog out?
Woof!