For future reference y'all, always take a shower right after you come out of the corn field. Cuz if you don't, the chiggers will feast on your lovely soft middle aged body and the next day shall be hell as you discover yourself all whelped up from neck to feet. *scratch scratch* I'm just sayin'.

Oh and Big Ernie? Thanks for sparing my head. And the corn is good. Amen, dig in.